Surprise bitch.

Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus.

calumcuddling:

This is the third time I’ve done this but people love it, so here we are! You are guaranteed to make new friends and you will have people to fangirl/boy with! This post is also open to other fandoms and other blogtypes, I group according to blog type and which boy you prefer! 
So.. the rules:
Reblog this!
You may like for a bookmark if you want, but you must reblog
Be prepared to get along with anyone I put in your group!
You don’t have to follow me but it would be nice and regardless of the groups, you will be talking to me because I’m in all the groups.
If you reblogged my previous post for this then you can still reblog this one I will just make sure that I put you in a group with different people!
Fill in this form! You must fill this in!

snorlaxatives:

me when i see new messages in my ask

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(Source: snorlaxatives)


supnoah:

do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking


suspucious:

i hate it when people shit on others’ excitement. like “hey! i got a new computer!” “that’s nice, but mine’s better” or “hey! i finally killed that guy that’s been bugging me for weeks!” “what the fuck i’m calling the police” unbelievable.


foodtrucker:

i hate cute couples unless they’re 50% me

(Source: foodtrucker)